Dude, you know you love it.

Take a break from the stress of race relations and laugh at white people for a bit. We’re pretty funny, you know. Stuff White People Like is a hilarious blog. Add it to Google Reader (’cause you know white people love Google).

Here are some of the things I like:

Being the only white person around: In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.

Recycling: This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.

Knowing what’s best for poor people: White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day. They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods…

Living by the water: White people love to be near a body of water so they can read a book, while sitting nearby. The process of reading is somehow heightened through the process of doing it near some water. Extreme reading! (Story of my life. I am dying of laughter.)

Vegetarianism: As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives them a sweet way to feel superior to others.

Not having a TV: The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.